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My home is under attack. As you all know (or I hope you know) I'm from Eilat which is the southest city in Israel, I was supposed to go with my mother to visit friends in Be'er Sheva, and also I had many things to do this week, but it all changed in Saturday morning, In Saturday morning a bunch of armed terrorists inverted Israel in a huge mass (kinda like the Israeli answer to pearl harbor if you want), they kidnapped thousands and murdered hundreds of innocent men, women, elderly and children, just because they're Jewish. Normally I say I don't care, but holy shit I do. I was born and raised here, I still live here right now, Eilat is somewhat safe, but they destroyed an entire kibutz, all the people who lived there are here, searching for a shelter. If you support Palestine and think "Israel deserve this", I can't be more disappointed, and I won't wish you to trade. And by the way, this is the worst event since Yom kippur war that happened 50 years ago, but even then the government (who wasn't ready) left the politics aside and did what was needed, our prime minister's head is so deep into his own ass, that he doesn't care to destroy the country if that mean he won't go to court. I'm scared to death and won't wish anyone to experience that.

Yep, I decided to upload another DWTD related piece of media, while showering, I thought "maybe make a DWTD pokemon scenario"?", I thought about teams, but it was hard to think of 6 pokemon to attach to each character, so pokemon go buddy only makes me think of one. I will stick to the core character (the video's and the main 6 characters of DWTD2, Since I wasn't around for a long time there's a lot of characters I don't know), so without further talking, let's get right to the scenario! Numpty: Growlithe (a fire type, also his description says he hates cats, and Growlithe is a dog, which is the opposite of cat, at least in Pokemon) Happless: Ursaring. (Do I need to add more?) Pillock: Wigglytuff (Wigglytuff can inflate itself, this is the only thing I find matching to pillock Dippy: Carvanha. Dummkopf: Togedemaru (I originally wanted to give him a Pikachu, but I also wanted a steel type for him) Dimwit: Electrike✨ (no preticular reason, but the blue shiny so fitting him) Stupe: Archen✨ (Archen fits stupe on it's own, but the shiny definitely works in stupe's favor) Lax: Snorlax (Lax is a chubby guy, and his name is literally in the pokemon's name, SnorLAX) Clod: Pancham (I look more at the first game level with him, which feature a panda) Doomed: cherrim overcast form Numskull: Lunatone✨ (this pokemon is literally a meteor, and the cyan eyed moon fits her more then red eyed moon) Bungle: Blissey (yep... Mostly because Blissey's pink) Mishap: Ekans✨ Dunce: Gulpin✨ (I know Gulpin suppose to be a stomach, but hey, organ pokemon! And shiny cause blue shiny is awesome) Calamity: Muk (this is the closest to glue, also, after the whole stumble thingy I don't really like calamity, so giving her a somewhat ugly Pokemon that smells bad is okay by my book) Ninny: Electrode (both red and explosive, definitely a Pokemon Ninny would love) Botch: Stranter✨ Doofus: Beedrill Stumble: Exploud✨ (I was thinking of giving him a Jigglypuff, but I already gave pillock a Wigglytuff and Jigglypuff is too cute of this edgy guy, and the shiny Exploud is basically his color palette) Bonehead: Empoleon (this pokemon is described as impatient, what Bonehead is known for?) Putz: Drifloon (not a word added) Loopy: Machop (Machops are cute, excited and love sport, like loopy) Zany: Stufful (recently found out I was away for too long and Zany is a girl now (of course us in the DWTD are giving a damn just like we give a damn about Ninny being a male), so a cute pokemon will be good for Zany) Madcap:Torchic (an Orange cutie with an Orange cutie, am I right?) Dumbell: Machamp (Machamp is a wonderful training partner) Boffo: Tengla✨ (both probably hates making their hair in the morning) Stupa: Oricorio Pa'u form Bonus: MBT- Wailmer (the one And only reason: Wailmer was my first best buddy, it always was and probably always be my favorite pokemon, and since MBT is my oc which makes her practically me...) Hope you enjoyed this silly scenario, I will probably read it and cringe in about 6 moths, but if you have any more characters and ideas, or different pokemon that can be attached to thos characters please let me know Until then: see ya!

Yes, you heard me, even if the Pokemon company says that the anime will retire Ash, they send tons of hints that he's staying here and will continue to lead the anime. HINT #1 His voice actress didn't knew he's retiring before fans in Japan (that release the episode earlier I assume) talked about it, I think she needs to be one the first people to know, after all she's doing this role for 17 years HINT #2 The date of Ash's final episode is March 31. I think they accidentally-proposally will hold up the episode to the next day, and what day comes after March 31?? HINT #3 All of pokemon's earlier posters featured 3 humans (except 3 and *shivers in disgust* 6 that featured 4, as the little siblings that joined), and gen 9 only featured 2. Maybe the 3rd kid is... I dunno, ASH?! HINT #4 Ash lost his first battle after becoming a world champ. And to who?? Misty. FUCKING MISTY!! Sorry for all the Misty fans out there (I still think Misty is better that Serena, but even a dog shit is